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Deputy Likes Dots: Crowding and the AI IPO Traffic Jam

Fucking horse is out the barn door, right? Let's try not to make me look stupid twice.

And when you list the cases, put a little dot next to each one. Deputy likes dots.

—Major Rawls, The Wire (S01E01)

What Happened

Oura postponed its IPO today. OpenAI recently did the same. Meanwhile, Anthropic is reportedly preparing to sell as much as $100 billion of stock at a valuation approaching $2 trillion, And, at the same time, OpenAI is raising another $ 30 billion while launching its Muse-mimicking agentic thingie Dots.

These may not seem related, but they are. We will explain why.

What It Means

Let's start with the big numbers. Anthropic's $100-billion is a staggering sum, even if it is "only" 5% of Anthropic’s implied value. Nevertheless, that money has to come from somewhere, as we have written here previously. Equity markets must absorb an extraordinary amount of equity supply in a single transaction.

You can think of it, as we've argued, as a form of crowding. An unprecedented amount of equity supply is coming to market, much of it in one transaction, and it is increasingly plausible that other issuers are simply getting out of the way.

Large institutions have finite new-issue budgets, and a $100 billion Anthropic offering would consume a meaningful amount of available growth capital. It would also dominate investor attention and create funding pressure: investors wanting Anthropic may sell or avoid smaller new issues around the same time.

This may explain Oura. It reported that demand for its offering was strong, and yet it postponed it. A well-subscribed IPO being postponed suggests something beyond ordinary weak demand.